"My name is Mud
Not to be confused with Bill or Jack or Pete or Dennis
My name is Mud and it's always been
'Cause I'm the most boring sonsabitch you've ever seen
I dress in blue, yes, navy blue
From head to toe I'm rather drab, except my patent shoes
I make 'em shine, well most the time
'Cept today my feet are troddin' on by this friend of mine
Six foot two and rude as hell
I got to get him in the ground before he starts to smell.
My name is Mud."
Well yeah that was a bit of me.
In addition I do websites and photography in the streets.
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